Tonya & Nancy: The Musical

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Could it be? Is it so?

A NANCY AND TONYA MUSICAL?

Playbill says it's true, and actresses Tracy McDowell and Jenna Leigh Green will hit the stage as the star-crossed figure skaters in Tonya & Nancy: The Rock Opera at the New York Theater Festival.

Here's the production description: 

"Tonya & Nancy: The Rock Opera is a dark musical comedy, with heart, about the feud between Olympic figure skaters Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan, with a score in the style of Queen meets the Trans-Siberian Orchestra."

I would indeed pay to see this. Who's with me?