Have you ever wondered what cryptic fake movie tattoos actually say?
Well, apparently, Alpha Dog (Justin Timberlake) has a thing for figure skating.
The translation of the Chinese lettering on his left bicep is literally "ice skating." Who knew?
From Cracked:
Yes, the one activity it is impossible to look badass doing, unless it's in the context of a hockey game. If you're ever running from a murderous street gang, by far the best way to escape is to strap on some skates and cross a frozen pond; they won't pursue for fear someone is watching them (try it!).
I disagree with this statement, of course. I'm pretty sure this scene from Blades of Glory proves that it is indeed badass to give chase on skates.
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